Love Dashboard 3000

Funny and slightly chaotic stats about a stupid duo between a Hobo farm boy and a Dutch horny bitch.

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Tipsy Total 🍷

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Total logged tipsy moments

Drama Meter πŸ’₯

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Frequency of "Nitroglycerine" episodes

Next Escape

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Expression de gros Boomer
Travel & Leisure
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"A good garden is better than any beach"

Tipsy Total: drinks, day and meter

πŸ₯‚ Champagne 🍷 Wine 🍺 Beer

Current mood distribution

Adventure roadmap